The George Report was a satirical newspaper about, well,
me. Read the stories below, or click here to see what the
Chicago Sun-Times had to say about it.
 
ATTN: CREATIVE DIRECTORS
SNOOP FRONTS ON LOCAL AGENCIES
GEORGE WINS GRAND PRIX
WHAT RAMEN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
GET FREE STUFF FROM YOUR WRITER
GEORGE OPENS CULTURAL AD AGENCY
SPONTANEOUS CUBE DECORATIONS
ACCOUNT PEOPLE SUPPORT GEORGE
ROCK STAR TRAINING FOR GEORGE